Captioned (and usually described) movies reviewed here

Title	Narrator(trix)	CC		DX		Breakdowns
		Fault	Other	Fault	Other
68. Spider-man 2	Miles Neff	3	0	4	1	[None]
67. Kill Bill Vol. II	[Not applicable]	6	0	[Not applicable]		[None]
66. 50 First Dates	Lynn Maclean	3	0	1	3	Dim and voided pixels
65. Barbershop 2	Leilani Jones-Wilmore	12	2	0	4	[None]
64. Along Came Polly	Miles Neff	3	0	4	2	Dead pixels, staticky audio, loose volume control
63. Mona Lisa Smile	Lynn Maclean	15	1	3	4	Staticky audio
62. Stuck on You	Gaille Heidemann	10	0	2	2	Staticky audio
61. Something’s Gotta Give	Gaille Heidemann	10	0	1	1	CC and DX broken for first 15 minutes
60. The Last Samurai	[Broken]	5	1	[Broken]		No DX
59. The Missing	[Broken]	2	0	[Broken]		No DX
58. The Cat in the Hat	Kim Mai Guest	5	4	0	1	[None]
57. Master & Commander	Miles Neff	5	0	1	0	Originally in unequipped theatre
56. Gothika	[Not described]	6	0	[Not applicable]		Lags in and flashing of captions
55. Looney Tunes: Back in Action	Miles Neff	5	0	2	1	[None]
54. Matrix Revolutions	[Broken]	4	0	[Broken]		No DX; emitter blocked captions; display losing pixels
53. Love, Actually	Gaille Heidemann	2	1	8	1	[None]
52. Radio	Miles Neff	3	1	2	1	[None]
51. Intolerable Cruelty	Miles Neff	3	0	4	6	Theatre lied to us about showtimes – twice
50. Out of Time	Miles Neff	5	1	4	3	Emitter blocked captions; bottom row of pixels blocked
49. Matchstick Men	[Not described]	3	1	[Not applicable]		[None]
48. SWAT	[Not described]	13	3	[Not applicable]		[None]
47. Uptown Girls	Kim Mai Guest	3	0	1	2	[None]
46. Seabiscuit	Miles Neff	15	2	5	2	Told no DX present; of course it was
45. T3	Miles Neff	9	0	2	1	[None]
44. Legally Blonde 2	Pat Lentz	13	2	1	1	Dead pixels
43. Charlie’s Ankles	Miles Neff	10	2	3	2	[None]
42. The Hulk	Miles Neff	7	3	3	0	[None]
41. 2 Fast [&] 2 Furious	Miles Neff	1	2	4	4	[None]
40. Finding Nemo	Gaille Heidemann	3	0	1	0	[None]
39. Bruce Almighty	Gaille Heidemann	1	1	1	1	Dead at first
38. Down with Love	Lynn Maclean	7	2	2	1	[None]
37. The Matrix Reloaded	Miles Neff	5	0	3	0	[None]
36. Daddy Day Care	[Broken]	7	4	[Broken]		Emitter blocked captions; no DX
35. X-Men 2	Miles Neff	2	1	0	2	Sound spillover
34. Anger Management	Miles Neff	5	2	3	2	Originally not in equipped house; sound spillover
33. Agent Cody Banks	Pat Lentz	3	1	9	1	[None]
32. Tears of the Sun	Miles Neff	3	2	1	0	Emitter blocked captions; staticky audio
31. Daredevil Now with superspecial DVD review!	Miles Neff	3	0	2	1	[None]
30. Adaptation	[Not described]	2	1	[Not applicable]		[None]
29. Catch Me If You Can	Miles Neff	6	0	1	0	Deleted and frozen characters; emitter blocked captions
28. Two Weeks’ Notice	Pat Lentz	5	2	0	0	[None]
27. Maid in Manhattan	Gaille Heidemann	0	1	0	1	[None]
26. Analyze That	Pat Lentz	2	2	1	0	DX died, then CC
25. Treasure Planet	Gaille Heidemann	1	0	2	1	CC died; emitter blocked captions
24. Solaris	Miles Neff	0	0	6	3	[None]
23. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets	Miles Neff	6	1	1	0	Bottom pixels blocked
22. I Spy	André Ware (fire him)	2	2	1	1	[None]
21. The Ring	[Not described]	7	2	[Not applicable]		[None]
20. Red Dragon	Pat Lentz	9	0	3	3	Originally not in equipped house
19. City by the Sea	Michael Goff	4	1	2	1	[None]
18. Signs	Pat Lentz	0	0	3	2	[None]
17. Austin Powers (Canadian sponsorship special!)	Miles Neff	6	1	4	2	[None]
16. Stuart Little 2	Gaille Heidemann	7	2	2	3	[None]
15. Road to Perdition	Pat Lentz	1	0	1	1	[None]
14. Men in Black II	Miles Neff	3	0	0	1	[None]
13. Minority Report Worst. MoPix. Ever or Second Time Lucky?	Miles Neff	6	2	3	2	Erectile dysfunction of reflector; sound spillover
12. Scooby-Doo	Miles Neff	2	4	1	2	[None]
11. Insomnia	Miles Neff	1	2	2	3	[None]
10. Star Wars: Episode II (press coverage)	Miles Neff	3	0	2	3	[None]
9. Spider-man (now with special guest commentary!)	Miles Neff	3	2	1	2	[None]
8. Murder by Numbers (with update)	Miles Neff	7	1	6	2	[None]
7. Panic Room	Miles Neff	2	2	4	1	[None]
6. E.T.	Miles Neff	3	0	1	0	DX broke
5. Time Machine	Miles Neff	3	1	0	0	No CC first five minutes
4. Return to Neverland	Miles Neff	[Entire system broken]				No DX; CC were from Black Hawk Down
3. Black Hawk Down	Miles Neff	0	1	1	0	[None]
2. A Beautiful Mind	Miles Neff	[Not tested]		2	0	[None]
1. Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone	Miles Neff	1	0	3	0	[None]

Other coverage

1. Children of Men
2. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Open-captioned movies

Only one so far, Liar, Liar.

Open-described movies

I initially wrote:

Theoretically, open-described movies are possible (everybody in the theatre hears the descriptions), but I know of only two such screenings in the history of civilization. If it happens again, I’ll cover it.

Those two screenings were of My Left Foot and Stardom. Now, though, for some unknown reason The Passion of the Christ was described but not captioned. (Subtitles are sufficient for deaf people, right? Right?) But I refuse to watch what Roger Ebert called the most violent movie he’s ever seen.