“A public enemy of a religious order”
I am working on, or I can otherwise offer, the following Catholic projects and like works.
The Holy Agony
Archives and samizdat RSS feed of this Catholic sound experiment
Holy Family
Redesign of Holy Family, a Latin-mass church in Toronto. (A complete shitshow so far, and it’s their fault)
Order of Mass at the Ordinariate
All PDF. (Also at Internet Archive)
From the Personal Ordinariate of Our Lady of Walsingham (South Wales)
From the Catholic Parish of St. Thomas More (Toronto)
See also: Copy-edits for (otherwise decently typeset) Toronto Ordinariate booklets (PDF)
Byzantine rosary
Script for Byzantine rosary in Microsoft Word or PDF. Order of items is deliberate. Typography (in Sitka) is optimized for sight-reading at a distance.
(“Go Byz or go home”)
Readings at church
Novus Ordo (“Novus Bogus”), 2022.08.15
Ordinariate, 2023.12.16
These are the only occasions at which permitting me to speak was even remotely contemplated. Church is yet another venue where I am considered a problem (cf. Holy Family). My palpable competence and ability, not least in public speaking, are held against me.
Hence it is more expedient to let one Filipina after another (raises hands during Lord’s Prayer; diligently does Sign of Peace with visibly cringing nearby Caucasians) hack through and mangle scripture from the ambo, where no female should ever be found anyway
Additionally
“Bring me the head of ‘Kissy’ Fernández”: “Catholics who profess to be exasperated by the current papacy have done next to nothing to rid us of the irritant known as Víctor Manuel Fernández. Instead of learning from leftists[,] Catholic gadflies commit to a consistent policy of Not Winning”
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Biggie smalls: Staying just the right size in one’s Internet nicheAvoiding Babylon design system
I’m sorry I ever tried to help these guys. Host and founder (sic) Anthony Abbate complained repeatedly about “audience capture,” but, when presented with a video application to appear on his show to rattle a few of his, his co-host’s, and Internet tradcaths’ shibboleths about homosexualism, suddenly I’m not cute and “witty” anymore, as I had been described on a previous show.
That was after I had dubbed Anthony a garrulous autodidact. “Coward” and “hypocrite” seem more fitting now
Half of Canon Law in valid HTML: No, you won’t know what to do with it
Updated 2024.02.09
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