Banner ads: The funny list

Add these ads to your site.

1. Clever writing by me, attractive design by Antonio Cavedoni.
2. I assume you know how to view source and extract HTML.
3. You have a licence to duplicate and display these banners on your site (and please duplicate them; don’t link to the images here).
4. Files are in different formats, including JPEG, GIF, and PNG.
5. You may adjust whitespace in the super-wide ones to fit your site’s dimensions.
6. Prefer serious banners?

I’m behind on my child support... but I’m paying for Joe’s research!

I gave Joe a fiver. And he’s worth it!

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Why are you buying that latte when you could be paying Joe to do research?

I’m lining Joe’s pockets!

Even Monty Burns put in a dollar. What are you waiting for?

Joe finds me patroni{s,z}ing!

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I subsidize Joe’s indolence. Do you?

Patronage: It ain’t just for the Medicis anymore