WordPressification

2003.11.21a – Updates have been slow in part because manually adding to this page is so twentieth-century. Assuming some coöperation, Matt Müllenweg and I will be installing his WordPress logging software shortly.  ¶

In the interim:

So simple, Apple broke it

2003.11.21b, 24 – As mentioned before, some software DVD players can display Line 21 closed captions. Finally, DVD Player on Mac OS 10.3 can do the same.

Except it’s broken.

Visual evidence

I happen to have actual photographs of correct Line 21 caption rendering from my ATypI presentation. I am able to do a compare-’n’-contrast. I also ran a few custom screenshots.

Alignment

DVD Player cannot get the alignment right. In part this is due to Apple’s insistence on using a proportionally-spaced font (Lucida Grande), which is flat-out wrong and represents a prettying-up of the primitive 1979-era Line 21 spec. Line 21 captions are monospaced, full stop.

Captions, Inc.’s carefully-wrought hanging punctuation becomes carelessly-wrecked hanging punctuation in DVD Player:

More alignment problems? How about Gattaca?

I can tell you but cannot really show you that DVD Player also simply fails to display many captions, particularly if they move quickly. Further, its display of pop-on captions is not really correct: The entire caption is supposed to appear instantaneously, whereas DVD Player does something akin to the paint-on style. You can see the caption forming.

Something I can show you is how DVD Player mangles captions:

In fact, the very simplest alignment possible, flush left, is well beyond the abilities of DVD Player:

Typography

Backgrounds

The character background is translucent. A nice prettying-up, certainly, but contrary to the EIA-608 spec, which requires black backgrounds by default. (Other backgrounds may optionally be provided.)

DVD Player preferences let you select the foreground colour and degree of transparency, however. Certainly a nice feature, but the program should default to the spec.

Italics

Italic handling is terrible. To turn the following on or off within a row –

• italics (technically, they are obliques)
• underlining
• blinking (no shit!)
• colour
• any combination of the above

– you must send a control code that produces a visible space. The Caption Center’s technique of using lower-case italics within parentheses obliges them to set a space inside the parens. It doesn’t look so bad even if it violates English orthography, meaning it must someday be eliminated.

DVD Player, however, deletes the first blank space (the italic-on code), retains the last one, and apparently italicizes the whole line, or at least it starts italics one character to the left of where they are commanded to begin.

Let’s do a simple comparison, from Road to Perdition:

It looks even worse with a descending italic capital J.

Staffnotes: ♪ vs. ♫

Did you notice something else? DVD Player gets an extremely important glyph wrong. The staffnote character, ♪, is misrendered as some kind of double staffnote, ♫. Its true nature is an eighth note, Unicode U+266A EIGHTH NOTE, rather than DVD Player’s prettied-up and entirely incorrect U+266B BARRED EIGHTH NOTES. This error is akin to replacing every neutral apostrophe with neutral double quotes.

[Aside for the skeptical: Windows users will find this trivial, but they are the ones unable to differentiate single characters with two elements from two occurrences of single characters that vaguely resemble the other set. (Canonical example: Comprehensive Distributors seems to think guillemets « » are merely two less-than and two greater-than signs: << >>.) But do you think ' and " are interchangeable? Why would ♪ and ♫ be, then?]

Things worsen in the case of some captioners’ peccadillo of ending songs with double staffnotes, which suddenly morph into double barred staffnotes. The rendering becomes long enough to actually be played on a piano if you can read music.

Offscreen display

DVD Player lets you activate something I’ve been calling for since 1989 (and experiencing for two years using the MoPix system): Offscreen display.

Except you can’t change the font, size, or background colour, which are distinctly relevant here to accommodate low-vision and colourblind viewers. Trust me, they’re out there. (If you selected a new foreground colour in your preferences, it stays in effect in the external window.)

And I think you should be able to choose to preserve or ignore left and right positioning, which is not optional in pop-on captioning. (You the viewer could choose to ignore it if you thought it was superfluous on your offscreen window. But let’s not make that decision for people.)

Exposé

When a DVD Player window is minimized in Exposé, captions continue to be displayed – in exactly the same spot they would be if the window were foremost and maximized. Smack dab in the middle of everything else, in other words.

Actually, DVD Player loses more lines than usual in that mode, and while it is lots of fun to watch a DVD in a minimized Exposé window, the caption display is wrong several ways.

Subpictures stay in the minimized window even when closed captions are on. Separate decoding processes are clearly underway here.

Getting it wrong the second time

The Line 21 captioning spec is old. Old-old-old. It’s coming up to its thirtieth anniversary. It’s been lightly and inadequately updated twice by semicompetents with no typographic knowledge whatsoever. It is such an easy spec to meet that caption-decoding chips, required in most U.S. television sets, aren’t even chips anymore; caption decoding is built into other chips, like TV tuners.

Worse, Apple got this right back in the olden days. The old LC 630 and PowerMac 5500/6500 computers, and the ancient Macintosh TV, decoded closed captions just fine. (I forget what character they used for staffnote. It wasn’t a real staffnote, but it wasn’t a staffnote in a prom dress with Kleenex stuffed in her bra, either.) They had to decode captions because they were televisions with 13″-or-larger screens, hence subject to the Television Decoder Circuitry Act. The 630/5500/6500 developer notes say the machines could also decode teletext:

• Macintosh LC 630 and Macintosh Quadra 630 Computers (PDF)
• Power Macintosh 5500 and 6500 Computers (PDF)
• If there’s a developer note for the Macintosh TV, I can’t find it, but one online article confirms captioning support

I know from a source that Apple wrote its own caption-decoding software for those computers.

A mere ten years later, institutional memory appears to have been erased. One can imagine how that happened, since Steve killed the Worldwide Disability Solutions Group in 1995. I also doubt many of the old Performa hardware and System 7 developers are still in Apple’s employ.

I presume that Apple wrote captioning support from scratch for DVD Player. The task is orders of magnitude easier to get right than DVD support, which has been viable since at least the old Blue & White G3s (especially the Revision 2 hardware-decoding models preferable at that time). Yet here we are in 2003 and Apple blew it.

Are things this bad using Windows DVD players?

Production credits

VH1: Behind the Documentation of Pervasive Captioning Bugs. You Are There!

• Tested: DVD Player 4.0 on Mac OS 10.3
• Samples:
  1. Captions, Inc.:
     1. South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
     2. Gattaca
     3. Moulin Rouge
     4. Bend ’er Like Beckham’s Fauxhawk
  2. WGBH:
     1. Jackass: Le film
     2. Road to Perdition
  3. Unknown (I see them a lot these days and I don’t know who they are): Laurel Canyon
  While these pictures are not representative of my tastes in cinema, they are not unrepresentative, either.
• The TV photographs are actual photographs, which explains why they’re so poor.
• Mr. Clark’s coiffure and maquillage by YOU BITCH of Church St.  ¶

Retro-tech fetishism

2003.11.21c – Via eBay, I am now the proud owner of an original TeleCaption decoder. It’s easily 20 years old, and I never, ever had one before.

Remember, I started this business when I was a teenager. We were poor New Brunswickers, and my mother was opposed to my interest in captioning. So no decoder: No money, no permission.

I eventually bought a TeleCaption II, which I also still have, in 1988.

So now I guess I am embarking on a quest to excavate other archaic decoders, like the 3000, 4000, and MyCap Jr. All it takes is money. Which I now have enough of.  ¶